By our reporter
Kawempe Division Lord Councillor Muhammad Ssegirinya has been dismissed as ‘Minister of Works and Transport’ in from the ‘imaginary’ Kawempe Republic.
In a statement to the obedient citizens of Kawempe, ‘President’ Walakira Hamidu Luutu said Ssegirinya was forced to lay down all his working tools as minister following linked with betrayal, corruption and illicit use of Illegal fuel from Uganda police in neighboring Uganda.
Walakira noted that Ssegirinya’s act is a plain loss of integrity which tantamount to aggravated corruption and humiliation of the new nation.
Apparently, Ssegirinya is expected to return all Kawempe Republic property such as county ID, Country passport among others with immediate effect.
OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF KAWEMPE.
RE : DISMISSAL OF HON
MUHAMMAD AS MINISTER of Works and Transport .
This serves to Inform the the general public and obedient citizens of Kawempe that the above mentioned person has been laid off all his duties following information linked with betrayal, corruption and illicit use of Illegal fuel from Uganda police in neighboring Uganda.
This is plain loss of Integrity tantamount to aggravated corruption and humiliation of the new nation.
You are here by informed to return all Kawempe Republic property with immediate effect. We expect, the country ID, the country passport, the Republic Vehicle and logistics belonging to government.
Please comply with immediate effect.
WALAKIRA HAMIDU LUUTU
President Kawempe .
C.C. Minister of
C.c. IGP and VP
(Musoke . E)
C.c. The Great North
(Hon Ssekajja U.
C. c. Senior Presidential
Advisor Kaliisa A. B
C. c. All Honourable